This is John Johns.

It turns out that Nick could not be with us today, he's at home sleeping.  That is ok with me though, cause I get to do his writer's craft assignment.  My name is John Johns and I hail from New York City.  This is a strange place for me to live since I cannot stand people.  I hate their idiotic nature towards everything and their ignorant and arrogant natures.  To tell you about my self, my parents died when I was 15 and was then on responsible for myself.  I had a simple childhood, I was an only child so I didn't have to share the world around me.  But, life wasn't always easy.  I remember sometimes having to move around, and I never made many friends, for the most part it was just my parents and I.  When we lived in Chicago, I made a lot of close friends, but then my parents died I ran.  I ran from the state, they were going to send me to a boarding school, which was where I didn't to end up.  So I ran, I ran so far that I made it to Chile.  While there I found education where ever I went.  I learned how to speak fluent Spanish, and learned an immense amount of history through the libraries and cities I went to.  I saw a great deal of poverty and went through it myself.  While in my travels I found jobs and kept them but, money was usually tight.  I met a man in my travels his name was Jimmy, he became my partner.  After all of my travels I realized that we have a great asset in North America, fresh, clean, drinking water.  I was always wasteful of this great natural resource, but during my travels I realized that I needed to inform people of how important water is.  I run an office that sends out information to people on how to conserve water to make sure that this resource never gets depleted.