Hey everybody! I want to introduce you to one of my closest friends!
Sasha VonDerSnap
Born: September 15, 1772
Living Status: Undead
Occupation: Eating Human Flesh
Religious Views: Catholic, now Atheist
Hometown: Flekkefjord, Norway
Lives In: Kansas
Hobbies: Moaning, sauntering, eating brains.
Sasha was born in Norway, and traveled to the United States when she was 4 years old. From the States she lived a normal life. She had a husband and two sons. They all died before her. She died in 1850, after living for a strenuously long period of time in perfect health. When she died she was buried in a cemetery and later that evening she rose from the grave damned to roam the earth for an eternity.
This is a picture of her a week ago:
Her favourite past time is walking her dog skippy. He is also a zombie. He was hit by a bus and lost a leg an eye and his tail. People tend to run away from her when she walk skippy, but she doesn't mind the quiet.

I enjoy the normality you describe the character with, you capture her personality well this way and it makes for a more interesting excerpt or profile. It was all quite funny.
ReplyDeleteMind your grammar next time.
I saw the beginning of this post and felt inclined to click the "read more" button. I like that you included moaning and sauntering in her interests. Even before seeing the picture that you added of her, you kind of get an idea of what she looks like.
ReplyDeleteThe only caution I would give, would be to make sure that when using phrases like "pass time" make sure that you're using the right words, and make sure to re-read and make sure that little spelling and grammatical errors.